Do you have any idea how difficult it is to put on a serious face, pretending to be working hard on a story for the Sunday Times, when what you are actually doing is hopping from one Facebook account to another? All courtesy of one sayang mama who had actually left his/her Facebook without logging out!
MUAHAHAHAAH!!! (I've always wanted to do this!) And this is not the first time. This sayang mama is so going to get it from his/her siblings! Muahahahaha!!!!!!
I have resisted Facebook invites mainly because I am loyal to blogspot. I enjoy blogspot and I enjoy interacting with my readers in blogspot. I don’t need to be prodded and pelted with tomatos or being superpoked, whatever that means.
So, my darling Facebookers:
Dena, you are hungry all the time – it runs in the family. What's new? And the wait will come to an end soon and I will be lumbered with another cucu saudara! Life is so not fair!
Wani in Manipal, you are supposed to be studying forensics and not eyeing your lecturer! And while you are doing that, close your mouth! You're drooling.
Norashikin Amin, so, what’s the 20 year old mystery? I thought Man is no longer a mystery.
Nazrah, when you’ve finished shampooing Dena, I need my hair done too.
Nona, are you serious? You are reading Roots and VS Naipal????
and to Nona and KakD, your posing memosing in Yvoire is soooooo Minah perasan!
Oh the list can go on, but I need to get on with my work and my stomach is aching trying to suppress laughter while Sayang Mama is sitting in front, unsuspecting of my forays into their worlds!
Happy Facebooking my sayang mamas, MUAHAHAHAAHA!
Kak Teh's other confessions:
Confessions of a Compulsive Liar
Confessions of an Aunt
Confessions of a Techie Idiot
Confessions of a Spoonerism Surrefer
Confessions of a Spoonerism Surrefer and other Weird Things
Confessions of an AlleyCats Die Hard Fan
MUAHAHAHAAH!!! (I've always wanted to do this!) And this is not the first time. This sayang mama is so going to get it from his/her siblings! Muahahahaha!!!!!!
I have resisted Facebook invites mainly because I am loyal to blogspot. I enjoy blogspot and I enjoy interacting with my readers in blogspot. I don’t need to be prodded and pelted with tomatos or being superpoked, whatever that means.
So, my darling Facebookers:
Dena, you are hungry all the time – it runs in the family. What's new? And the wait will come to an end soon and I will be lumbered with another cucu saudara! Life is so not fair!
Wani in Manipal, you are supposed to be studying forensics and not eyeing your lecturer! And while you are doing that, close your mouth! You're drooling.
Norashikin Amin, so, what’s the 20 year old mystery? I thought Man is no longer a mystery.
Nazrah, when you’ve finished shampooing Dena, I need my hair done too.
Nona, are you serious? You are reading Roots and VS Naipal????
and to Nona and KakD, your posing memosing in Yvoire is soooooo Minah perasan!
Oh the list can go on, but I need to get on with my work and my stomach is aching trying to suppress laughter while Sayang Mama is sitting in front, unsuspecting of my forays into their worlds!
Happy Facebooking my sayang mamas, MUAHAHAHAAHA!
Kak Teh's other confessions:
Confessions of a Compulsive Liar
Confessions of an Aunt
Confessions of a Techie Idiot
Confessions of a Spoonerism Surrefer
Confessions of a Spoonerism Surrefer and other Weird Things
Confessions of an AlleyCats Die Hard Fan
43 comments:
Kak Teh dear,
MUAHAHAHAH... Thanks for making my day! *lol*
Kita geng lah. No facebook. But it sounds like fun (and funny!).
Ms B, muahahahaaha! masih dok gelak lagi ni!
Have a good break with the lil one.
Hai!Alamak!Facebook tu apa ye KT?Muahahahahah!!
Yes - that sayang Mama is SOOOOOO going to get it. It's actually fun makteh..I get to throw stuff at and butt-slap my cousins!! MUahahahaha!
Mamasita, ask your children. and then they'd probably stop you from joining Facebook - alahai, macam penfriend kita dulu2 . Boleh trackdown old friends using this cyberworld.
Dena, oh Dena,nothing beats the real thing. I can go and slapbutt you anytime. MUAHAHAHAAHA! Sayang mama is still blissfully unaware of all this.
oh my oh my, you naughty woman you! but it's always soooo satisfying to be one up with the kids, kan? :)
puteri, hahaha, I dah tak jadi kerja pagi ni! It is rather like snooping into their rooms. At this point in time, none of them are aware yet, except for my pregnant niece who is always hungry. But I told her that.
Adoi, penat gelak.
Sorry - i have been hogging yr blog!
Habislah sayang mama... bet dia tak pernah sangka yang mamanya ada potential jadi hacker! Muahaha!!
Joined facebook for a while. May be fun for some but to me blogging serves my purpose better. So I opted out. Stick to blogging ajelah, tak ada masa nak facebook or nak hack facebook orang... muahaha!
Pi Bani, you dapat demam Pak Malim,
"dia tak pernah sangka yang mamanya ada potential jadi hacker!"
hahaha! Yaaaa, they have to be very careful next time, kata kak teh sambil makan coklat Dime!
Kak Teh,
You did what?? Ohh..notty, notty you but I bet it felt so good yah. I kantoi-ed my girl on her MySpace during her initial association with it. She masam with me for a few days.
After all that's what Moms are for kan..wink wink!!
Salam Kak Teh
On Facebook, I found the guys who were on the same UN fellowship as I was back in 1993.
I found the Canadian who was on another fellowship, this time Cambridge in 1998.
So, in a way, Facebook serves its purpose for me.
kay_leeda, I think I needed the distraction. But I had to log off quite fast too. Ya, that's the advantage of being a Mak.
Fauziah, I know it has its merits - am sure I'll enjoy it if I join but for now my plates are full.
ooooo spying on us huh?
am still waiting for you to cross over hahaha
intan nazrah, the door was wide open, I just went in. no spying! hahaha! and..no thank you for now.
muahahahahaa...it feels like you're caught eating chocolates while you're supposedly on diet...
the feeling of knowing while the other do not know that you know (apa da merapu) is PRICELESS..
hehehe..cheer 3x to Kak Teh
yes, atiza, like the cat being caught with the cream onhis whiskers! tapi satisfied! hahaha!
Komen Pak Malim, kucing ray yg alim.
Saya tak tau guna facebook, kata Pak Malim sambil memegang penumbuk. Frust betul sebab tak tau guna facebook.
( Kelihatan Pak Malim masih memegang penumbuk).
mak malim, kita terus pakai blog, kata kak teh yang masih goblok, Facebook tu untuk orang2 muda, kata kak teh sambil duduk atas beranda.
muahahah muahahah, i always do what you did as my daughters too have this habit of leaving their YM on... enabling the bapak a free for all chatting session with their unsuspecting friends... Now whenever they logged on they will ask all sorts of school related questions just to be on the safe side that the one online is Alia and not her bapak. Muaahahaaa
kakteh u lil rascal! babab kang!
that sayang mama is soooo gonna pout when he/she finds out
facebook is a fun way to keep in touch with people, especially those who don't really like reading. There's so much to do on FB that u can literally be facebooking 24/7.
Mior, yes! yes! and you know what AG likes to do? when their friends called, biat buat2 suara macam anam dia - of course with great difficulties laaa, but that would annoy the girls so muh! MUAHAHAHA!!
Sue, no ownder you are always missing - facebooking rupanya! as of now - sapa pun tak tau lagi! MUAHAHAHAHA!
seronok ye Kak Teh usik anak2 buah dgn hackered facebook. Mesti lepas ni semua check balik their respective a/c kot2 ada rahsia yg Kak teh tak sepatutnya tau. heheh.
I pun guna facebook to get in touch with long lost school friends. Tunggu kak Teh succumbed to the facebook. ;)
Farina, selepas ni all of them, kunci pintu rapat - guna padlock!
kak teh, facebook aka FB is great for tracking down old friends, but the sending of virtual plants and what-nots for a lil garden patch or whateva has gone a bit too far. like, whatever for?? still, you gotta admit, if you're not in FB, you're just not in!!
LOL!
D, oh no!!! Not you too!!! You see, I am in touch with my friends from primary one right up to office mates - and we have regular reunions. and when we do we prod each other ...hahaha! never mind, am too old to be learning new things.
But u neve rknow...MUAHAHAHAHA!
Kak Zedddddd
Jaga you!
kata shikin,
sambil pegang penyapu
You did what Kak Teh? Ohh… so evil yet cute…hehehe. So has the Sayang Mama found out about this?
BTW, tertinggal train for your previous entry, thank you… Now I have another addiction to hog my boring life with… how to learn mingle mingle like this??
me too...was resisting FB for a couple of yrs. then, ntah naper, 4 days b4 raya hari tu...after sahur, i registered. and now...melekat kat situ je, racun tul lah FB ni!
but...i've been reconnecting with many friends lah, yg dah bertahun2 tak jumpa. so, ok gak la...
Dear Kak Teh, I've to confess I'm a Facebook user (or misuser). Sometimes I play Scrabble and other word games (WordScraper and Word Challenge) on it with friends and strangers halfway across the world. :) Fun but time wasting.
shikin,
Muahahahaha, kak teh gelak sambil menyapu air mata,
shikin pun kena, apakan daya,
sengih kak teh sambil makan roti kaya.
nj, you mean the scrapblog? ooooh, methinks its better thab facebook!
enjoy!
atok, atok pun facebook jugak...ish ish ish! sebab tu lah tak nampak rupa langsung!
argus, hmmm, you want a game of scrabble you can call me. Love scrabble, just came back from a friends place where ther''s some serious scrabbling there.
Sure I'd love to play WordScraper with you on FB, Kak Teh. What's your name there? You can email to me the answer, if you wish.
Kak Teh, hee..hee..I believe one day you will see the light too!!
Hope to see you soon in FB!
Kakteh, I am on your side with this FB thingie. Despite all the invites, masih boleh bertahan.. hehe!! Tapi ada masa terasa goyang jugak.. should i, should i not??
klmuk
Argus, what I forgot to mention was, I am still resisting FB, so no FB account. Aiyoo, isnt there a game online?
Madam TT, aaah, I am tempted sometimes, but.....entah lah! Enjoy it!
klmuk, let us support each other - and jangan terpengaruh! Hope you are well - take care.
kak Teh,
FB would not have much space for you to pen down your ideas and stories.FB is more to looking for friends and anew,and networking. But Tun Mahathir and DSAI both have FB.The duo FB is all but packed with people all around them signing and leaving posts like no body's business.You never know what ticks.lol.Try one ler.
cheers.
lenzaidi, you are right . for a penglipur lara like me, i need a lot of space...FB would be too restrictive. Lagipun, I am in touch with most of my friends since school days lagi. Entah lah, I might, but then again, I might not.
Hi K Teh,
Alahai, apa tak jenguk my Facebook profile? LOL!
Ruby, I nampak - I think it was on dena's but I was in a hurry to log out before i get caught red-handed. Anyway, read my piece in NST on Facebook moments.
Kak Teh, that's really funny - I know youngster like me they love FB! Been cross over too... however to write a story or penglipur lara like kak teh - FB is not the place; but to spy on your kids, I think you should have a secret account instead of using Sayang Mama account; maybe enable the cookies so then you able to login next time;
However, I'm sure she will logout everytime after reading all this... hahaha
wahaza extra, when I register, I will keep it a secret! hahaha!
salam kak teh,
i really hate the new FB look la..so kelam kabut.
Thanx to FB, I am able to track back my old frens (and foes?)..hehhe
Ida, that's what people tell me. Sigh - i'd like to join but i@d be addicted to it and then work semua tak jadi, Blgging oun has taken a lot of my time. Happy Facebooking Ida.
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