A time to be silly

****I am having so much fun reading all your contributions! Thank you! Still too busy to update but not too busy to read your comments and contributions to list of names parents give their children.*****

So, we now know why Nicole Kidman named her baby Sunday Rose - her father was inspired by artist Sidney Nolan's muse Sunday Reed. So, no more speculations or jokes about it, OK? Well, not until she goes to school and starts having to fill in forms and what nots. Can you imagine telling people, Hi, I am Sunday Rose.

Anyway, this name reminds me of a friend who is no longer with us. We were in the office one afternoon when I heard him arguing with someone on the phone.
He received a call from someone who said he was Rabu. I then heard him say "I am Khamis" as he was indeed Khamis Ahmad, a Berita Harian journalist based in Penang. Rabu apparently thought that Khamis was pulling his leg and was slighted. So, that is just one problem Sunday might encounter.

Do parents really think when they name their children? A neighbour decided to name her son Sirhan after the assasinator and a cousin named his child Hospi because that's his only child born in the hospital.

Well, another one before I go back to my work.

Was telling someone about how in Terengganuspeak, words ending with n, are always pronounced with ng - as in makang, ikang, etc. Apparently the sultans of both Terenggangu and Kedah (this is a long time ago) had a bet and the one who loses will lose the G. Kedah lost and thus we have kucin, anjin, kunin, etc.

But this friend narrated another hilarious story about how the Portuguese changed their mind about conquering Kedah. After they had taken over Malacca, they set their sights on Kedah and sent several spies to do some intelligence work. The report they received wasn't very good.

"It was easy to take over Malacca. They had only Hang Tuah, Hang Jebat, Hang Lekir Hang Lekiu and Hang Kasturi. In Kedah, they have thousands of Hangs!!
Hang Loklak, Hang Bodoh, Hang Samseng, Hang Tak Senonoh...etc!

OK, OK! I promise to come back with a more serious story soon!

What's in a nickname?

I have a large extended family, lots of uncles and aunts and millions of cousins- first, second third and even tenth. Imagine having to introduce them all to my husband - a Terengganuan? What made it even more difficult was that I couldn't explain to him how a nick name originated - for example - how do I explain Tok Wa Ork? Mak Tam Ne? or Ouih??? Mak Teh Tah, Pak Teh Ei, or Abang Buck....How do these names come about?

I went back home recently and having spent so much time with my ailing mum, I realised and indeed now understand how some of these names originated.

For example, we have just acquired a niece - just six months old and befitting her cute little face and sweet smile, she was named by her adoring parents - Iman Sofea. I suppose her father's infatuation with the actress Sofea Jane has something to do with it.

Now, Mak is totally alien with Sofea - she is more used to Sopiah, and chose to call her latest grand daughter Che Piah. Who dares say anything to hurt the old dear's feelings? Now, Che Piah has a four year old brother whose speech is not quite developed and Che Piah to him is quite a mouthful - so, he has formulated it to Chepiyah. So, Chepiyah it is then.

Let us look at some of my immediate family members - There's Bang Tam Id - so called as he is dark and full name is Said, quite easy that. Then there's Bang Buck. A bit difficult here as I know that his name is Mohd Noor. How did Buck come about? Although having only seen the relatively recent American movie, Uncle Buck - I can now see the resemblance. Could it be Lebark? as is lebar - wide at the waist?

Both Abang Tam and Abang Buck are offsprings of Mak Teh Tah who was named and registered Selasiah, if I am not mistaken, a beautiful Malay name. But why oh why Tah????

Mak Teh Tah, God bless her soul, had a sister, Cik Ne (now,I can't even spell that one). We called her Mak Tam Ne. But what was her full name?

Mak Teh Tah was married to Ismail - but we called him, Pak Teh Ei while Mak Tam Ne was married to someone also called Ismail, but we called him Pak Tam Mey (there's a nasal sound to this). So, where's the logic?

Both Tah and Ne had a younger sister who we called Chu Ar (pronounced as in the English Are). I supposed there's logic in this as she was bongsu - thus Chu and her full name was Johara - thus Are. Now, Chu Are was married to Chu Khiark. This is easy - cos his name was Mohd Khir, so I thought, until I explained this to my husband. "Khiark???" he splattered, nearly spitting out the contents of his throat. Hmm - whatever! But there are other Mohd Khirs who are called Et, or Kat or the more westernised Ed.

Delving into Chu Are and Chu Khiark's family, we find more problems - there's None (Nonay) and there's Chuq. I have a suspicion that Chuq perhaps originated from Busuk (smelly). No right minded parents will ever, ever praise their cutie pies or call them nice names for fear bad luck will befall on them. I am guilty of this too. "Mana bucuk, bucuk Mama ni????", said with undying love and affection. And then they grow up and bucuk Mama is really bucuk, especially after a football game and a long day at school!

While back in AS, I took the opportunity to visit a grand aunt - was told she is very ill and like Mak, she is past 80. From the waist down, she is quite disabled but everywhere else, my goodness! her faculties are working at full steam. Her language is still as colourful, turning the air around us blue with her jokes. Anyway, that's not what I am getting at, but she is famous for giving those around her beautiful nick names. There's Ted, now a successful banker and business woman. How did she get the name? Well, as a baby, she was so small - kecik tet! (she demonstrated with her fingers). Thus Ted. And the sister? Why Mek?? We are not from the East Coast! Did she say something about hidung kemek?? I couldn't get this for the chorus of protests and laughter from those present.

I must go back for more studies on this as I really need to get to the bottom of Tok Wa Ork and Mak Tam Ne. (No pun intended). Oh, by the way, Ouih is Darus, Kedahspeak.

I personally have just acquired a newly glamourised title. Am Kak Teh to my siblings, Mak Teh to my nieces and nephews. But when it comes to my nieces' and nephews' children, I must be Tok Teh , right? Urgggggh!! Spit that out. Dear little cute grandchildren have difficulties with Tok Teh, just as I have difficulties in accepting it. So, it is Oteh...Not bad, eh? I can live with this.

To end this, I will relate my experience being introduced to my husband's side of the family in Terengganu. I was thus presented to Cher, Der, Cheng, Doh, Moh and lots of Meks. I left still puzzled after being hailed Mek Jaroh.