I know not what the problem is. I have tried diagnosing the situation but to no avail. I have clung on to that cable of life that has sustained my very existence here, but the problem persists.
Everytime I try, I get 'page load error' or ' No connection'.
Will be back, when the internet and I are back on speaking terms.
In the meantime, sing this to the tune of :
"You dont bring me flowers anymore"
You dont talk to me anymore
You dont connect me to yahoo messenger
You hardly let me online
When I sign in
At the beginning of the day
I remember when
You couldn't wait to connect me
Used to let me surf and entertain me
Now after letting me enjoy you
When its good for you
And youre feelin bored
You just act cruel
And cut me off
And you dont let me ym anymore
It used to be so natural
To chat on and on forever
But used to bes dont count anymore
They just lay on the floor
til we sweep them away
And baby, I remember
All the chats and blogs that I surf
I learned how to FB
And I learned how to skype
But those were the good times
Cos connection was good
But I took you for granted
But now I don’t know why
cause you dont want to connect me anymore....
CHORUS:
(Kak Teh raps ala Joe Flizzow - a few days with him has sort of influenced her)
I tolerated you, when you sent me spam
When all I wanted to say was damn, damn damn,
How cld u do dis, so reconnect me pleazeee,
So I cld do me work with ease,
I put up a lot with yr idiosyncrasy
Messing up my blog and and make them messy,
So put it right, and we call off the fight
Ahaaaa! Orait!
Kak Teh laments other internet headaches here:
